... and you not only wake up with fleas, you also wake up with:
- the neighborhood dogs when they bark,
- the coyotes when they yip or howl,
- family members when they come home late,
- all manner of doggy dreams that cause the dogs to fidget and wiggle,
- licking spasms that cause them to need to reconnect with you by licking your face at 2AM,
- cars driving by,
- neighbors walking in or out of their houses at night and
- alarming events that only occur in the imaginations of your dogs.
Last night we woke up four times. That's about average.
If they weren't so cute, you'd kill them.
